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Beth Jeans Houghton & The Hooves Of Destiny

Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose








Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose | Dodecahedron (single) | Liliputt (single) | Sweet Tooth Bird (single) | Atlas (single)

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album // Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose

mute artists | lp+cd/cd/i stumm336 | 06/02/2012 | track listing

Chances are if the weird naked-girl-with-animal-head sleeve doesn't grab you then the anticipation will already have got you. Beth Jeans Houghton is one of those artists, a bit like Josh T. Pearson, whose first LP is greeted with angsty expectation by the music press, that expectation cultivated over an extended period; in this case, that period is almost four years from when Houghton's first music appeared in 2008. It also helped that Mute kept the album under wraps far longer than reviewers would ordinarily tolerate; if this was a Hollywood movie, the critics would have already drawn the unassailable conclusion that the movie was a stinker, otherwise the studio would have readily let the journos in to watch. For some reason, not making this available to the press much earlier than its actual release seems to have just heightened the hype surrounding Houghton's first album.

Produced by Ben Hillier, the inexplicably-named Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose finds Houghton, a talented lyricist and multi-instrumentalist judging by the sleeve, and her Hooves Of Destiny (Findlay MacAskill on violin, Dav Shiel on drums, Rory Gibson on bass, and Edward Blazey on trumpet and guitar) cutting a distinctive path through modern music's more folksy places, paying little heed to how a female singer should sound. In the post-Florence & The Machine World, it's tempting to believe that female singers should feel unencumbered by music history, and Houghton's songs certainly have a sound which is unlike anything else out there right now. Her style appears to draw upon the weird mysticism of British folk groups from yesteryear blended with the downright unhinged kookiness of the likes of Tori Amos. A quick run through the lyric sheet provides few clues to what these songs are all about, almost as if Houghton was writing down particularly vivid and strange dreams, lots of strange imagery and oblique references. My favourite lines come during the spoken-word section of 'Nightswimmer', an early version of which first appeared on Houghton's 'Golden' single in 2009, whereupon she mouths 'And the cracks in the pavement sweat like the crust / Of a toffee pecan pie'. Try knocking out a couplet like that Florence Welch.

Hillier certainly wrings out an organic warmth from the ten songs here, Houghton and The Hooves (and occasionally Hillier himself) laying down a multitude of instruments, giving the tracks a casual feel, almost as if everyone was content to grab whatever instruments were hanging about the studio and muck around while Hillier expertly captured the whole affair. A sense of warmth and often dark beauty seeps from every track, augmented on most tracks by a string quartet formed of Ian Budge on cello, Everton Nelson and Sally Herbert on violins and Bruce White on viola. I said in the single review of 'Liliputt' (which I'm no closer to fathoming after reading the lyrics) that the song reminded me on some level of Dexy's or their modern counterparts The Rumble Strips, and that same sense of joyful abandon colours all but the quietest tracks on Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose. I asked my music-loving, ukulele-playing five-year-old daughter what she thought; after the inevitable request to add the songs to her iPod, she described the songs as 'jumpy'. I suspect if she knew what 'jaunty' meant, she'd probably have employed that adjective instead.

The track that was playing when I asked my eldest daughter for review copy was 'Atlas', which is one of the strongest songs on the album, featuring pounded layers of intense drums, skinny funk guitar culled from Vampire Weekend or their antecedents Talking Heads. 'Dissecting the atlas for places we've been / Your list is longer but you've got more years on me,' is one of the most evocative lines here, coincidentally echoing a conversation around our household dinner table a weekend or so ago. Houghton's voice here effortlessly shifts between the hyper-falsetto and warm, sweet tones that pervade many of the tracks here, while a spoken word section by Neesha Champaneria provides a dark counterpoint to the more joyously carefree sound elsewhere on the song. Another big highlight is 'Humble Digs' with its rolling drums and plucked countrified ukulele, expressive strings and a chorus of Houghton and The Hooves that sounds like a miners' choir or Annie Get Your Gun chorus line; 'Humble Digs' is upbeat and infectious. A couple of listens and it'll feel like an old friend.

A sense of wry breeziness dominates tracks like 'Franklin Benedict' wherein Houghton offers up lines that evoke summery warmth ('Roasting peppers in the back yard,') and the downright creepy (something about a unitard, singly the most unpleasant thing ever invented). This is in direct contrast to the album's official closing track, 'Carousel', which is a short track with a weird, harpsichord and piano rhythm. There's also gorgeous strings, scary cackling, crackling noises and bells. It should feel upbeat but feels unsettling on some level, as if it masks something dark and unpleasant; like a track from Poses by Rufus Wainwright. It also sounds like something from a fairground, and that's always guaranteed to creep me out.

The new version of 'Nightswimmer' retains that track's producer Adem's spiralling synth curlicues, but Hillier polishes the track with a new depth compared to that tentative original, the enquiring bass in particular gaining a blissful prominence. Whilst on face value it sounds as ethereal as anything else here, Houghton's detached lyrics seem to indicate a metaphorical drowning. Of this track I have said previously that it reminds me of both Depeche Mode's 'One Caress' and 'Trilby's Couch' from AC Marias's solitary Mute album, One Of Our Girls Has Gone Missing, sharing a similar sense of dark Twin Peaks-style mysteriousness. A sense of mysteriousness also dominates 'The Barely Skinny Bone Tree', which sounds vaguely like a traditional Russian or Greek dance song, all plucked violin and the sense that at any second it could accelerate into a manic and out-of-control fervency, only offset by Houghton's floating, dark vocal. The chorus sees the plucking replaced by mournful strings and a sense of weariness and strained sadness. 'The Barely Skinny Bone Tree' has a deeply affecting quality, though it's queasily unsettling at the same time.

As if to confound further still, once 'Carousel' winds down, an uncredited song suddenly snarls into view. This bonus track (I've been advised that it's called 'Prick AKA Sean') sounds like The Fratellis's or Green Day's take on grimy punk rock, Houghton's voice barely audible underneath the Hooves' testosterone-filled harmonies. Against all the odds, this song is angry, joyous, a little bit glam-rock and evidently a whole lot of fun after the more studied pieces elsewhere. It provides a fittingly baffling conclusion to a brave, adventurous and above all, well-realised debut album, and one that was truly worth waiting for. Apparently there is a second album's worth of songs waiting to be released, thanks to the protracted illness that plagued Hillier, and which contributed to Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose's delays; whether it will be quite so strange and individual remains to be heard, but you can only hope it will be.

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lp/cd/i:
1. Sweet Tooth Bird
2. Humble Digs
3. Dodecahedron
4. Atlas
5. Nightswimmer
6. The Barely Skinny Bone Tree
7. Liliputt
8. Veins
9. Franklin Benedict
10. Carousel
11. Prick AKA Sean - untitled bonus track

Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose | Dodecahedron (single) | Liliputt (single) | Sweet Tooth Bird (single) | Atlas (single)

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single // Dodecahedron

mute artists | mute bank: 0012130071 / itunes: 449138312 | 18/07/2011 [released as free download 27.04.2011] | track listing

The title of Beth Jeans Houghton's debut single for Mute had me scratching my head remembering my junior school maths lessons, trying desperately to recall how many sides a dodecahedron actually had, then kicking myself once I had looked up the definition (it's twelve, by the way). The first track from her Ben Hillier-produced debut album, not just for Mute, but full stop, was initially released back in April 2011 upon the announcement that the cult singer had signed with Mute and subsequently appeared on the Short Circuit edition of Vorwärts. This was my first exposure to her music; I dimly recognised the name, but had never knowingly heard any of the tracks from her first two singles / EPs.

Houghton herself described the origins of the track as follows: 'The night before I wrote it I had a dream that consisted of me running up to strangers in the street and asking them what a dodecahedron was, but no one knew. I later found out that the ancient Greeks believed the dodecahedron is a symbol of the universe and represents an idealized form of divine thought. Take from that what you will.' At least I shared my poor familiarity with the shape with the inhabitants of Houghton's dream.

'Dodecahedron' is a strange, beguiling piece of lyrical and musical oddness; not the sort of stuff you'd expect to get playlisted on Radio 1, but against all odds that's exactly what's happened. Vaguely reminiscent of Feist, the track has a fairly jaunty verse, full of evocative imagery and references to the dream which inspired the song, which gives way to Goldfrapp-style, ethereal Felt Mountain-esque harmonising (a chorus?) with the whole thing slowed down to what feels like half of what it was on the verses. At times there's a whiff of folk whimsy, a bit of opera, a bit of Phil Spector-style drama and heavy reverb on one instrumental passage where everything else drops away, just leaving the drum sound, before building back up again into the main thrust of the song. It's completely confounding but utterly wonderful. A treat for the ears.

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i:
1. Dodecahedron

Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose | Dodecahedron (single) | Liliputt (single) | Sweet Tooth Bird (single) | Atlas (single)

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single // Liliputt

mute artists | 7"/i mute458 | 14/11/2011 | track listing

'Liliputt', the first 'physical' release for Beth Jeans Houghton & The Hooves Of Destiny since signing to Mute Artists has been kicking around for a while now. An earlier version appeared on 2009's 'Hot Toast Volume 1' EP (only there it was called 'Lilyputt'), I have a 2009 radio session recording somewhere (where Houghton also played 'Dodecahedron') and this 7" was initially available at the merchandise stalls at gigs from earlier this year.

Do I understand 'Liliputt'? Frankly, no. A minor, semi-operatic drama disguised as three minute pop song, 'Liliputt' features lyrics I can't fathom, driving, shuffling drums and strings where you'd expect guitars to be, a soaring MS20 synth from the track's producer Ben Hillier, occasional plucked folksy acoustic guitar and a recording of a safety message from a hovercraft hidden away in amongst the crackle of the vinyl. It has a strange euphoria and for some reason - probably arising from the drums and strings - I'm reminded of 'Come On Eileen' by Dexys. The sleeve also clarifies exactly who the Hooves Of Destiny actually are, consisting of Findlay MacAskill (violin, vocals), Dav Shiel (drums, vocals), Rory Gibson (bass, vocals) and Edward Blazey (vocals, trumpet, guitar). In addition to Hillier's synth, strings were arranged by Sally Herbert.

'Your Holes', with its washes of banjo and skiffly beat reminds me of a track called 'Cabron' from the Red Hot Chili Peppers' 2002 album By The Way, having a vaguely country feel which is pleasant on the eardrums. (Incidentally, Flea from the Chili Peppers has been raving about Houghton, along with everyone else, while Anthony Kiedis has been romantically linked with the singer). Again, I can't fathom what the Dickens she's singing about, but this appears to be about metaphorical animals cavorting about the place and then retreating to their metaphorical holes. 'Your Holes' also features the massed Hooves giving their best baritone vocal harmonies and the track was produced by in-house Mute guy David 'Saxon' Greenep.

For some reason, these songs remind me of some curious Seventies missive I might find lurking in my parents' record collection, just because it doesn't sound like something that could possibly have been released in 2011. Note that iTunes and other platforms have censored the (weird, weird, weird) sleeve with the text 'Dear children, society doesn't want you to know about breasts.' It's art, I think.

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7"/i:
A. / 1. Liliputt
B. / 2. Your Holes

Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose | Dodecahedron (single) | Liliputt (single) | Sweet Tooth Bird (single) | Atlas (single)

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single // Sweet Tooth Bird

mute artists | 7"/i mute469 | 20/02/2012 | track listing

'Sweet Tooth Bird' was the opening track on Beth Jeans Houghton & The Hooves Of Destiny's debut album, Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose. Strident, powerful and uncompromisingly original, 'Sweet Tooth Bird' has a gorgeously euphoric edge, dominated by Ed Blazey's horns and some tinkly old-fashioned keyboard sounds that feel like they should belong on a Beach Boys record. Short and sweet, 'Sweet Tooth Bird' includes an unexpected, dense middle section where Houghton urges someone to 'calm down, please'; instead of reminding of Michael Winner in a well-known car insurance commercial, that middle section has a desperate, urgent quality to it, a strange contrast to the more uplifting sound elsewhere on this delightfully individual song.

B-side 'Telephone' has a strained, meandering blues quality to it, Houghton adopting a gentle, intimate vocal that only rises in volume toward the end of the track. Musically locked into an early Eighties, 4AD or Rough Trade style vibe, 'Telephone' is interesting, simply because it sounds so different to anything on Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose, but not really a patch on the songs on the album.

The single comes in a garish pink sleeve containing an ostensibly cute image of a young girl; cute, that is, until you notice the raised middle finger on the left hand. The video for the single can be found below.

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7"/i:
A. Sweet Tooth Bird
B. Telephone

Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose | Dodecahedron (single) | Liliputt (single) | Sweet Tooth Bird (single) | Atlas (single)

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single // Atlas

mute artists | 7"/i mute474 | 21/04/2012 | track listing

Beth Jeans Houghton's 'Atlas' was released as a limited picture disc 7" in a worldwide edition of 250 for Mute's series of Record Store Day 2012 exclusives.

'Atlas' is truly one of the most joyous songs on the whole Yours Truly, Cellophane Nose album, galloping forward on pounded drums and featuring guitar playing that effortlessly manages to reference the skeletal sound of funk (as realised by Talking Heads or Vampire Weekend) with the baritone vocal harmonies of songs you'd expect to find in old Western movies. Houghton's voice here effortlessly shifts between the hyper-falsetto and warm, sweet tones that pervade many of the tracks on the album, while a spoken word section by Neesha Champaneria provides a dark counterpoint to the more carefree sound elsewhere on the song. The song is also balanced out by some quieter, more ruminative sections in which Houghton reflects on, for example, how red wine and whiskey aren't good for her.

The B-side of the single, 'Caialogue' is a collaboration with artist Cai Nyahoe, who has worked with Beth's brother Ben in the past. Appropriately enough for Record Store Day, which aims to encourage the listening public back into independent record stores, the track features Nyahoe delivering a measured lecture on the risks to the music industry from illegal downloading and filesharing, and the threat to bands and artistic creativity from such activity. Anyone following the debate that has been raging in The Wire following Ken 'Ubuweb' Goldsmith's attempts to legitimise downloads will be familiar with the arguments presented by Nyahoe here. The musical backdrop, created by Beth and the Hooves (with heartbeat and production by Ed Blazey) consists of loops, grainy noise and textures, giving the impression of a malfunctioning radio broadcast of Nyahoe's sermon.

The single is also now available on iTunes. The video can be viewed below.

Thanks to Andy for making this review possible.

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7" (250 limited edition picture disc)/i:
A. / 1. Atlas
B. / 2. Caialogue

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